Woogles

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    Name: Woogles. Singular: Woogle.

    Description:
    Small brown or white tentacled animals. They resemble mammals, twisted into the shape of an octopus, but with an added vacuous mouth for engulfing.


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    Behavior: Woogles are incredibly energetic, to the extent of absurdity. They're constantly running, barking, jumping, grading or chasing things. Its almost impossible to bore a Woogle as they're so constantly obsessed with amusing themselves. Even while sleeping they have been known to start sleep walking (Or in this case sprinting) as their dreams are as enthralling to them as the mundanity of life is.

    Tamability: Almost impossible, the creatures bore to easily. They'll never commit to one person to amuse them, this is as fundamental to them as breathing.

    Where is it found?: Currently Woogles are primarily sold as livestock through out lessor Hylotl colonies, however out breaks are frequent.

    Diet/Method of gaining nutrients and energy: Almost any formally organic matter.

    Products :

    -Muscular, chewy, Woogle meat.
    -Their fur is incredibly flammable, and functions as a type of firelighter.

    Reproduction: Sexual. Eager to start, quick to finish. Woogles pups are born all season round, not depended on climate or time of year. This makes them brilliant livestock, for those with the heart to kill them.

    Size: Nose to tail, the average Woogle is usually the size of a small dog, or a foot rest.

    Weight: On average a battery farmed Woogle will be 75-85 pounds.

    Lifespan: 2-5 years maximum.

    Abilities:

    -Rapidly metabolism food into energy.
    -Run at speeds of up to 50 miles per hour.
    -Jump over 16 feet.
    -Woogles do not need sleep.
    -Woogles cannot get bored, its physiologically impossible.

    Flaws:

    -If starved of food for over twenty four hours the Woogle will wither and die, due to their incredibly fast metabolism
    -25% of Woogles are born hemophiliacs, 85% are born blind and 50% are born deaf as a result of rampant degenerative battery farming.
    -They bark almost constantly, even through the night
    -Highly flammable.
    -If excited enough, Woogles will run so fast that they may start causing static between their legs which will ignite them and cause spontaneous combustion.
     
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