Useless Fluff Questions

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  1. Teldrassil

    Teldrassil Galactic Citizen

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    I have decided that I am going to come up with a totally-pointless-fluff question every week because that’s fun.

    First question: If your character(s) got to design a perfume, what would it smell like and what would it be called?
     
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  2. Lange

    Lange Guru of Knowledge Ex-Staff Impervium Donator

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    Broker would design a perfume that smelled like a dumpster fire. "Hobo Simulant".
     
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    Jura would make one that smells like chocolate.

    Misery would go for a cross between smell of wet stone and circuit boards or between aniseed and sulfur / gasoline.
     
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    Tira would make one that smells roughly like a rainforest and name it homebound!
     
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    ThatCabbage New Arrival

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    PRINCESS GENOCIDE would make a perfume that smelled like gunpowder and hot spices and name it Brazier-Breeze

    Diana would make a perfume that smelled like coffee and blood and name it the Office-Rampage

    Jessica Navarro would make a perfume that smelled like cotton candy and vanilla ice-cream and name it Sugarcane-Cloud
     
  6. PanKruk

    PanKruk hi Gold Donator

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    C3 would make perfumes that smell like all the flowers.
    And I believe you, after reading that, thought "many flowers".
    No. I meant ALL the flowers. Even those that don't smell. Literally every single possible flower made into a perfume.
    And she would somehow manage to make it smell nice.
     
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  7. Mir

    Mir The Kentucky Fried Cyborg Impervium Donator

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    Even the flowers that smell like rotting corpses?

    Anyways so this isn't just a question, if Mir were to make a perfume, he'd probably make one that smelled like rain, called Petrichor. Because rain smells really nice, and Petrichor is a fun word that more people should learn.
     
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  8. PanKruk

    PanKruk hi Gold Donator

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    did i fucking stutter
     
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  9. Teldrassil

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    I admire your dedication.
     
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    Desdemona would make a perfume that's completely without smell but vaguely resembles blood. It would be labelled "TOK'S KNEECAPS," and would spawn at least four lawsuits, half of which center on the fact that it doesn't seem to have any use as a cosmetic perfume, while the other half are focused on the rampant neglect for sanitation laws during its production, and the resulting illness that plagues most of its users.

    Koo's would 100% make a genuine attempt at making something pleasant, but it would instead just smell like saltwater. The name would be "Mermaid Sweat" or something along those lines, with a little pirate skull and two overlapping cutlasses to emphasize the perfume's forced pirate theme, and it would retail for super cheap because he's 'not sure why a pirate would worry about profit'.

    Lastly, Washington's would be a perfume that smells like motor oil, looks motor oil, and has the same consistency, but Washington would persistently claim that it's not motor oil. Instead, he would label it 'Magenta de Chanel' and sell the only bottle of it (a reused hand-soap container, no less) on the street like snake oil.
     
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  12. Teldrassil

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    Koo is absolutely adorable.
     
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  13. Horriblues

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    he's trying his best dangit
     
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  14. PanKruk

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    koo more like poo
     
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  15. Horriblues

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    pankruk more like pansuck
     
  16. PanKruk

    PanKruk hi Gold Donator

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    ما اللعنة هل مجرد سخيف القول عن لي، وكنت قليلا الكلبة؟ سآخذ كنت أعرف أنني تخرجت أعلى صفي في قوات البحرية، ولقد شاركت في العديد من الغارات السرية على قناة ، ولدي أكثر من يقتل المؤكدة. انا تدربت في حرب الغوريلا وأنا قناص كبار في القوات المسلحة الأميركية بأكملها. أنت لا شيء بالنسبة لي ولكن مجرد هدف آخر. وسوف يمسح لك اللعنة خارج بدقة أمثال الذي لم يسبق له مثيل من قبل على هذه الأرض، بمناسبة كلامي سخيف. كنت تعتقد أنك يمكن أن تفلت من هذا القرف قائلا لي عبر الإنترنت؟ اعتقد مرة اخرى، مقيت. ونحن نتكلم أنا على الاتصال بي شبكة سرية من الجواسيس عبر الولايات المتحدة وIP الخاص بك يتم تتبعها الآن لذلك كنت أفضل إعداد للعاصفة، يرقة. العاصفة التي تقضي على الشيء القليل مثير للشفقة استدعاء حياتك. كنت سخيف ميت، طفل. أنا يمكن أن تكون في أي مكان وفي أي وقت، وأستطيع أن أقتلك في أكثر من سبعمائة الطرق، وهذا مجرد بيدي العاريتين. لست فقط تدربت على نطاق واسع في القتال الأعزل، ولكن لدي الوصول إلى ترسانة كاملة من قوات مشاة البحرية الأمريكية وسوف تستخدم لمداه الكامل للقضاء مؤخرتك بائسة من على وجه القارة، وكنت قليلا القرف. إلا إذا كنت يمكن أن يعرف
     
  17. ZachChase

    ZachChase Evolved Idiocy Gold Donator

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    Even violets? Which temporarily disables your sense of smell?
     
  18. PanKruk

    PanKruk hi Gold Donator

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    did i stutter?
     
  19. Teldrassil

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    At least it cancels out the corpse flowers.
     
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    Goraznyce - Smells of bats in flight and shed wolf fire, named 'Children of Zhe Night'
    Lesslyn - Smells of freshly dyed feathers, 'Stùiricke'
    Barter - A collection of other perfumes, 'Unique'
    Moirai - Your grandmother's house, specifically. 'Age is a Number'
    Ahdran - Clinical nothing, 'The Operating Room'
    Zenith - Would have a hard time understanding the reasoning of perfume, but eventually come out with something smelling like motor oil. 'Quintesson'
    Grug - Pure grease. 'Grug'
    Kohi - He would not make one, instead stealing one off the street and pitching it to YOU.
    Dimitri - Hair gel and whatever a spent EMP smells like. 'Astral Adventures'
    Peep - Smells of freshly forged steel and embers. The bottle is nameless.
    Arlington - Hair gel and beard oil. 'THE ONE AND ONLY!'
    ??? - ...You can't read the name, and you can't place the smell. But it gives out an intense emotional reaction.
    Veiled Voyager - Germanium and Mana, 'An Experiment'
    Orbiter - Flowers and chocolate, 'A Greeting!'
    Brasit - Phobos gas and decay, 'The Havelock Reserve'
    Alistair - Freshly cut playing cards, 'Sophus' Sophistication'
    Todd - Germanium. 'Hello!'
    Vise - Aged bone and gunpowder. 'Scent of the Liche!'
    Lkzi - The exact smell that wafts out of a high-class kitchen. The name is only in Purgatorian Worm, but it is a very appropriate title, I assure you.
    Ordnance - Gunpowder and lead. 'Saint Ordnance's Musk'
    The Hermit - The perfume doesn't have a name, but it makes you remember your childhood.
    Jari - Smells of dust and precursor ruins! 'On The Job'
    Parietus Marrow - Dust and spider webs! 'Death Row'
    ??? - Smells of the pages of the books in the back of the library, the oldest ones- The ones with yellowed pages. 'Reflection'
    Blubby - Glitch and Human corpses. 'Vengeance.'
    Thorn - Thorn wouldn't... really know how to make perfume, ever. He could not be made to sit through the process with a gun to his head.
    Marquis - The EXACT smell of a big top being cleaned after a big show. 'Mood, Enboddlet'
    GARF - Dumpster and bleach. 'ohuhweneedanameforthisisupposeicouldnameitaftermyoldpethamsterhisnamewasNATHANIELandhehadthiscoolwhitefurcolorandhiseyeswerebigand'
    Rat Girl - Sewage and garbage, for some reason it's bottled like it's a Solus product.
    PROSECUTIVEGOD - VICTORY. Name and stench.
    Warygaze - A freshly used whetstone. 'Dread the Lords'
    SIMULACRA - It is JUST Gamer Fuel in a perfume bottle, named the same.
    John Law - Dark coffee and a breakfast special. 'Noir Mornings'
    Ernesto - A fresh bouquet of roses. 'Have I ever told you that story?'
    Jeremy - Exactly like Dave's closet. 'Jeremy'
    ??? - There's too many to count.
    The Flaming Man - A uniform filing cabinet. 'The Process'
    The Gamely Reaper - Blood and 'THE HUNT!', 'Jolly Good!'
    ??? - Nothing.
     
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