PART ONE 11 Ways to be a Better Roleplayer - An Adaptation aka. The 11 Golden Rules of Roleplaying As I've witnessed series of arguments, debates and childish rants among users of this community, I couldn't help but feel my stomach twist and the role-player in me get his jimmies rustled at the sheer amount of heresy and blatant, deliberate ignorance displayed by a very small minority. Sure, most of them are gone now, and this guide is arriving a little late to the party, but that's how long it took my good old buddy "Grant" to get back to me with approval to post this, like I have in the past, for the sole purpose of teaching people how to roleplay - because, believe it or not, there are sets of rules and guidelines on how to role-play. This activity isn't a free-for-all, and most definitely not a full sandbox like the game we use as a platform. So, without further ado, I present to you an adaptation of "11 Ways to be a Better Roleplayer", an article which I often refer to as "The 11 Golden Rules of Roleplaying" due to how primordial and crucial they are in order to be a proper roleplayer. Foreword: -Grant. ONE. Do Stuff. Job One for you as a player is to do stuff; you should be thinking, at all times, "What are my goals? And what can I do to achieve them?" You are the stars of a very personal universe, and you are not going to get anywhere by sitting on your arse and waiting for adventure to come and knock on your door. Investigate stuff. Ask questions. Follow leads. No-one needs you to point out that this is an obvious plot thread while you do it. Mix up scenes, talk to people, get up in their grill. If you're not playing the sort of character that would do such a thing, find something you can affect, and affect it. If you keep finding yourself pushed to the back of scenes and twiddling your thumbs, why is such a boring character hanging around with the sort of people that Get Shit Done? Be active, not passive. If you learn nothing else from this article, bloody learn this. TWO. Realize that your character does not exist outside of the things you have said. You can write as many pages of backstory as you like, mate, but they don't factor in one bit to the game unless you show them happening. Are you a shrewd businessman? Cool. Do some business, shrewdly, in front of everyone else. Are you a hot jazz saxophonist? Play the saxophone. Are you a wild elf struggling through social interactions with civilized people? Struggle through those interactions! Don't go off and sit under a tree, you prick! This ties back into the first point, really; you only exist through your actions. It is not the responsibility of other players to read your backstory, and their characters cannot read minds. Well. Some of them can, but you know what I mean. They shouldn't have to. So display your talents, your traits, your weaknesses, your connections. Take every opportunity to show, and not tell, the other people at the table what your character is about. Drakkar's Note: "As I've observed in this community, you are supposed to show and tell via your character's actions. If you go ahead and start dumping information via OOC means so people know what your character is doing and what their motives are, you are doing something horribly wrong. You are spoiling your character and ruining any sense of accomplishment others would get from interacting with you. Arguably you can ruin the fun for yourself all you want, but spoiling things OOC ruins the fun for everyone involved, and in turn hurts the quality of role-play to be had. So, adding to this: hold your urges to spoil or share your character's backstory, and do so privately instead of publicly if you really do want to tell people what your character is all about." THREE. Don't try to stop things. Negating another player's actions is fairly useless play; it takes two possible story-changing elements and whacks them against each other so hard that neither of them works. For example, your fighter wants to punch some jerk, but your monk's against it, so he grabs the fighter's hand. In game terms, nothing's happened. All you've done is waste time, and we don't have infinite supplies of that. Instead, go with the flow. Build. If the fighter wants to break someone's nose, what happens after that? Does your monk rush to help the jerk up? To admonish the fighter? To apologize to the jerk's friends, before shit really kicks off? To save the fighter in the big brawl that ensues, even though he was going against your will? Or to throw the biggest guy in the tavern right at him, to really teach him a lesson? Those are all examples of interesting stories. Stopping him from doing anything whatsoever isn't. Don't negate, extrapolate. (See, that rhymes, so it's easier to remember) Drakkar's Note: "This one is very important when it comes down to combat. We are building a story together, all of us. It is in the best of everyone's interests to build the coolest and most engaging story possible. You should be trying to do things from a narrative standpoint, figuring out what is going to push the story forward and do so positively for everyone's experience, not what gives you the most enjoyment or counters whatever is going on. Learn to write a good story together by roleplaying, folks." FOUR. Take full control of your character. "My character wouldn't do that" is a boring excuse, a massive NO to the game's story on a fundamental level. It's a point-blank refusal to participate. Instead of being bound by pre-conceived notions of what your character would and would not do, embrace complications and do it, but try to work out why. Why is your Rogue doing this mission for the church? Does he have ulterior motives? Is it out of a sense of companionship with the rest of the party? Characters in uncomfortable situations are the meat and drink of drama. (Do you remember that great story about that hobbit who told Gandalf to fuck off, and sat at home picking his hairy toes all day before his entire village was swallowed up by the armies of darkness? No. No you bloody don't. So put on your backpack and get out there, Frodo) If you keep finding yourself having to explain your actions, or not wanting to go along with group decisions because of your character's motives or whatever pre-planned story you have in store for them, well, sweetheart, maybe your character's motives are wrong. They're not written in stone. The group's the thing, not your snowflake character, and if they're not working, drop them off at the next colony and maybe try playing someone more open to new ideas. Maybe work with the group to build a character that fits in. If you're really not interested, then the door is right there, mate. You can always go write a novel of your own. Your character is part of the story; this is not your character's story. Drakkar's Note: "The third paragraph was edited to match the situation in GC." FIVE. Don't harm other players. Oh ho, here's a jolly mercenary that goes around murdering other characters! And their plasma blaster's damage so high that no-one will ever make it out alive! Gosh, what a jape. Fuck that guy. No-one likes that guy. (That guy generally plays Kender, and I am fully of the opinion that Kender should be promptly genocided out of all RPGs. I don't think genocide is a crime if we're talking about Kender.) If you go around stealing the fun from other players, you are exerting power over them in a really messy, underhanded sort of way. If they've had enough, what are they going to do? Are you going to force them to escalate? Is it fair if they kill you for it? Is that fun for them? There are a whole load of things out there to steal from and beat up and kill that won't get offended when you do it to them, so go bother them first. Drakkar's Note: "This point was edited to match the situation in GC." SIX. Know the system. Don't be a dick about it. If you know a system, you are easier to GM for, because you know your character's limitations. You can calculate the rough odds of a particular action succeeding or failing, just like in real life. You can make prompt assessments of situations and act accordingly, because you understand the rules of the world. (New players, of course, get a free pass on this one. But do make an effort to learn the rules, obviously, if you're keen on sticking around in the hobby.) But for the love of God, don't rules-lawyer. Do not do that. It is not hard to work out, because here is a simple guide. If you are arguing over a rule for more than twenty seconds, you are a rules lawyer. You are the Health and Safety Inspector of roleplaying games, and you need to stop talking, because you are sucking the fun out of the game. There are times when the rules are wrong, and that's fine, but I'm hard-pressed to think of that time the guy remembered the rule and we all laughed and had a great time because he made the GM change it. Drakkar's Note: "Replace GM with staff or anyone running their own event/primarily managing an RP taking place, and you're good to go." SEVEN. Give the game your attention. If you can't give your full attention, step away from the table. "Hey! What's that you're playing, on your phone there? Oh, is it Candy Crush Saga? That's funny, all these dice and character sheets gave me the impression that we were playing Dungeons and Fucking Dragons, I must be terribly mistaken." It is hard to think of a way to be more dismissive of someone's game than playing a different game during it. If you find yourself getting so bored by what's going on you're resorting to playing a game on your phone, or reading a book, or checking Facebook, then step away from the game. You are draining the players with your very presence. I would rather have an empty chair than someone who wasn't paying attention, because I don't have to entertain an empty chair. And of course, it's up to the GM to offer an entertaining game. This is not one-sided. But going back to point one, act whenever you can. Give them something to work with. Unless you're paying them money to do this, they are under no obligation to dance like a monkey for you just because they're behind the screen. Drakkar's Note: "Replace GM with staff or anyone running their own event/primarily managing an RP taking place, and you're good to go." EIGHT. If you make someone uncomfortable, apologize and talk to them about it. I have a rule in my games, and that rule is: "Nothing fucks anything else. Simple. Clean. Elegant. No sexual conduct; it's weird, often. I've had seduction attempts, obviously, and that's fine. I've had characters deeply affected by rape. I've even had someone negotiate time with a skin-thief alien to reanimate a cat for the purposes of sexual pleasure as part of a heist. But, and this is the crucial thing here, nothing fucked anything else "onscreen". And if you're thinking, "Ha ha, okay then, but is fisting all right?" then fuck off out my game, sunshine. And that's the point; in situations like the ones we find ourselves in on a weekly basis, it's easy to make people feel uncomfortable. Maybe it's as blatant as discussing dead babies or bestiality; maybe it's something much more benign, like being rude or chatting them up in-character. If you think you might have upset someone, then ask 'em, quietly. And if you have, apologize, and stop talking about that particular thing. It's not rocket science; that's how existing as a functioning social human being works, and somehow because we're pretending to be a space cowboy for a bit, we often forget how to do it. So, you know, be nice. Be extra nice. No-one's going to think any less of you for it. Drakkar's Note: "One edit to match the situation with GC. This one is particularly important, sexual talk aside. Nobody here is a child anymore. We're all old enough to have been taught and to have learned to be nice to people on the internet. A lot of us keep a bookmark to the Netiquette close at hand to remind youngsters that there indeed is an unofficial code of conduct of the internet. If your actions upset somebody, talk about it and apologize. It earns you status to be responsible for your own actions and it saves your reputation from getting flushed down the toilet for being immature." NINE. Be a storyteller. The World of Darkness books call their GM a Storyteller, because they are very obviously unable to call a spade a spade. But they have a point; a GM is telling stories. It's easy to forget that the players are doing that too. So put some effort in, eh? Say some words. Develop a character voice and stance. Describe your actions. Work out a level of agency with the GM so you can chip into wider descriptions, or just make assumptions and describe it and see if it sticks. A good GM should go with what you're saying, anyway, unless it really goes against their plan. Similarly, brevity = soul of wit, and all that. A good GM doesn't monologue, or have their NPCs have long discussions, or make players sit back and watch while their world plays out. So know when to shut up, and to keep your descriptions short, unless you're an incredible storyteller, of course. But short and punchy is always better than long and flowery. Drakkar's Note: "Replace GM with staff or anyone running their own event/primarily managing an RP taking place,or anyone running their own event/primarily managing an RP taking place, and you're good to go." TEN. Embrace failure. Failure can be embarrassing. I know that I get pretty fed up when "the dice" don't favor me when I've spent ages waiting to have my turn in a large game, say, or when I'm using some special power, or when I've been talking a big talk for a while or described some fancy action, and I use some pretty bad language, too. And not "fun" bad language, like we all do when we're gaming. Like threatening "is this guy okay" bad. And that's not cool. I need to learn to treat failure as a story branch, not a block. Why did I miss? Why didn't my intimidation roll work? Why did I miss my shot or get killed in the end? Why was I seen? Who worked out that I'm the traitor? What other options can I explore? We need to get ourselves into that mindset by default. We need to view failures as setbacks and explain why our character didn't achieve their goal, and we need to understand that failure is not the end of the world. Drakkar's Note: "Remember we are writing a story together, and this is also a game in a way. There is no win/lose situation. There is only a conclusion, far in the distance, and a subsequent new beginning not long after that. Sometimes, there are things that can only be earned through a loss, and embracing failure allows us to polarize the story to make it interesting and changing. We all play our roles to the best of our capabilities, and the story will demand that we 'lose' or fail for a bit in order to keep the narrative going. It is in our duty and responsibility as roleplayers to help this happen smoothly by sucking it up and reacting accordingly with our characters. Some of the best development comes from failures. Practice makes perfect, after all." ELEVEN. Play the game. This is a game. This is not a challenge that exists solely in the head of your GM. This is not your character's personal story arc. This is not your blog. This is not an excuse to chat up one of the other players. This is not a table to sit at in silence. This is a game. We have signed up to play a game together. We are all telling a story with each other, to each other, and the story comes first. Step back from the heat of combat; step back from your character's difficult relationship with their half-Drow mother; step back from the way that the Paladin's player keeps stealing your dice. This is a game. Respect the other players. Respect the story, and act in service of it. Respect that you will not always get your way, and that not getting your way can be interesting. Do what is best for the game. Do what is best for the story. Be active! Be positive! Be interesting! Change things! If you can't walk away at the end of the night with a good memory, with something that you could talk about in the pub in years to come, then everyone at the table has failed.