Name: Walking Pants Description: A pair of starch white pants that walk like a bipedal humanoid was wearing them, it has no soul and god wants it dead at all costs. Abilities: Can walk virtually forever, makes a good pet for those who want to spice up their life, cannot feel pain or remorse. Conditional Abilities (Optional): Terrifying Limitations: Will catch fire in the presence of a cross, no arms. Conditional Limitations (Optional): Usually shot on sight as a bad omen. How does it work: Using a quantum battery in the left ass pocket of the pants, and using a thin map of synthetic muscle fibers in the denim, the walking pants are controlled by the mind of a spiteful deity, cursed forever to roam while their brain rots in a jar somewhere. Flavor text: "It roams, it roams, we cannot ascend while it walks, o' father." - Unknown Victim of Walking Pants Referenced Technologies (Optional): None Attainability: Semi - Open Tags: {Military}
