//User AGHS posts an offer on the Nexus// Do you fear that you may lose your individuality to the vile Shifter virus that ravages Haven City? Dreading the idea that your home may share the tragic fate of Roji? Does the thought of your government being corrupted frighten you to the bone? Worry no more, because I have the perfect solution for the proud people of the Fringe. This 250 mL flask uses a combination of nano machines and CRISPR to completely immunize you from this potent infection. This vaccine, cultivated and shaped to have a near perfect success rate, is the product of years of research of two partners who have suffered the cruel effects of this plague first-hand. File out the form below and transfer the 500 Px, and the flask will be delivered to your doorstep within a days time. //Name: //Address: //Number of Flasks Ordered: //And an area to place orders was posted below.//
//Snip replies.// //Name: Morgan Snip //Adress: *A throwaway planet co-ord is sent.* //Num. of Flasks: 5.
//Name: Gerald Novus Dempsey //Address: [The home address of a planet on Sanctus is left] //Number of Flasks: 2
// Assuming that everyone had payed, their order would arrive after exactly 24 hours. Please PM skid#5985 over Discord (Or here...) about anything you do with this flasks, including consuming them. //
//Name: Hasley Nayl //Address: [An address would be provided to the equivalent of a P.O. box] //Number of Flasks: 4
// Same as the others, the order would arrive exactly 24 hours after the order was placed. PM me about what ever you do with it. //
//Name: Niteshade //Address: [The address of an Ardus penthouse] //Number of Flasks: 4 (Could someone look into the code of the cure to replicate it?)
// Unfortunately, there is no section for comments. // // Same as the others, arrived after 24 hours. PM me what you do and either learn to read or brush up on medical terminology. //
((Pretty sure I read the title correctly. Either you have false marketing claims or you can't read.))
//A post would be made on a popular Nexus micronews website, similar to Reddit, where an analysis report would be published on this supposed cure// Do not purchase this profiteer's product. He is a snake oil salesman of the lowest caliber. Upon analysis of his 'vaccine', one can see that its nothing more than colored saline. If anything, injecting it might be harmful due to the agents used to color the fluid to make it look like some kind of "sciency medical serum". //Included are the results of various methods of deducing the contents of the serum, ENDI, mass spectrometry, photos from microscopic analysis, all turn up that this is all just a sham.//
