// Little Joe's //

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  1. Kappa

    Kappa Robot Man Ex-Staff

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    (( This page is subjected to changes which will be announced with a post. ))

    // A neatly designed website opens. On display are several dishes and drinks with a header text. //

    "Welcome to the official homepage of Little Joe's Pub! We offer a wide variety of drinks and even dishes prepared freshly for our customers in our local on Haven.”

    // The page was rather plain, there isn't much that needs to be said about a pub. A little map window gave directions on how to reach it (in the mall on Haven, just head to the left). //

    // A few tabs are lined along the top, listing down the menu upon clicking them. //


    =Drinks=

    -Beers-
    Ale (5px)
    Lager (6px)
    Wheat Beer (5px)
    Shandy (4px)
    Stout (5px)​


    -Non-alcoholic-
    Iced Tea (4px)
    Tea (Various flavors, 4px)
    Milk (3px)
    Juice (4px)
    Bepisâ„¢ (4px)
    Sparkling Water (3px)


    -Coffee-
    Coffee (4px)
    Cappucino (4px)
    Espresso (5px)
    Latte (4px)
    Mocha (4px)


    -Cocktails-
    Bacardi (8px)
    Grog (10px)
    Mojito (9px)
    Zombie (10px)
    Piña Colada (10px)
    Sundowner (9px)
    Bushwacker (10px)
    Margarita (8px)
    Gin and tonic (9px)
    Bee's Knees (9px)
    Long Island Iced Tea (10px)
    Paradise (10px)
    Stinger (9px)
    Hemingway (9px)
    Vesper (8px)
    Nyx's Special (Basically just a surprise drink of whatever she puts together.)


    -Wine- (per bottle)
    Red Wine (60px)
    White Wine (60px)
    Rosé Wine (50px)
    Barley Wine (55px)
    Fruit Wine (30px)
    Mead (35px)
    Sake (60px)


    -Liquor & Spirits-
    Whiskey (7px)
    Vodka (5px)
    Tequila (6px)
    Cognac (7px)
    Ouzo (6px)
    Gin (5px)
    Rum (7px)
    Absinth (7px)

    =Dishes=

    -Breakfast-
    Pancakes (14px)
    Waffles (2 waffles 8px. 5px per additional waffle)
    Hash Browns (8px)
    Sausages (10px)
    Fried Eggs with Bacon (18px)


    -Grilled-
    Mooshi Beef Steak (40px)
    Shashlik (62px)
    BBQ chicken (34px)


    -Burgers-
    Cheeseburger (18px)
    Hamburger (16px)
    BBQ chicken sandwich (18px, select sauce)
    BLT Burger (18px)


    -Seafood-
    Popcorn shrimp (18px)
    Crab legs (8 large legs 41px)
    Baked cod with fries (28px)


    -Salads-
    Coleslaw (3px)
    Caesar Salad (10px)
    Beetroot (3px)


    -Sides-
    Fries (4px)
    Sweet potato fries (4px)
    Cheese Sticks (5px)
    Boneless chicken wings (8px per 2 wings. Comes with sauce.)
    Chicken fries (6px)

    // Below it all, contact information is listed for reaching the owners should anyone be interested in applying, have private complaints, etc. Just message me (Kappa#3834) or @"Raptor" (Raptor#2356) on the Discord or forums. //

    // Yes, there is a comment section meant for reviews. It can be rated with a short text and up to 5 stars. //





    OOC NOTES
    The entire menu you see up there can be found in the bar too in the form of simple card menus. If there is not an actual character tending to the bar, you can assume that there will always be some Floran staff who run the place. If you try to start a fight, they will usher you out. If you are being violent, they will shoot you with beanbag slugs from a Benelli M9 or even rifled slugs if necessary.
     
  2. WowGain

    WowGain Bara King Staff Member Administrator Bronze Donator Event Builder

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    //A review would be posted by user VSKAZ

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    Good food, nice service, should offer takeout and online ordering though

    //END
     
  3. babobeebo

    babobeebo call me nick!! (thats me name!!!) Ex-Staff Gold Donator

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    // A review is posted anonymously.
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    Food is adequate for a pub, no complaints there. Drinks are great. Walked in and the staff on duty was on their datapad, and didn't see me till I spoke up. Still, the service was speedy, and the staff were respectful.
    // End Post //
     
  4. 9K

    9K Galactic Officer Staff Member Administrator Diamond Donator

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    //An announcement is put on Little Joe's website by a user named "Belle."//​
    Hey everyone. I'm a bit new to using this website to communicate with people, but some things have happened recently and I feel like it calls for some announcements because it may affect future business a little. Thankfully for customers though, not much is going to be changing on your ends. I also have some questions as to what the community thinks I should do, and I feel like reaching out would be helpful.

    The most important thing is just that the previous manager has left for reasons that I'm not knowledgeable enough about or really comfortable speaking about, and pretty much all of the employees left with him. I was given the business and all the instructions for how to keep the place running soundly, but there's only so much I'm capable of doing by myself. So, I'm hiring. If you're a decent cook and communicator then I'd be glad to hire you, and if you're not either, but willing to learn, then I'd be glad to help you. You'll be making 33 pixels an hour plus tips. Please just contact me through here or come to the pub with a resume.

    The thing I wanted to ask everyone about was the name. For anybody that didn't know, Little Joe was the previous manager's pet opossum, and since he's gone I thought maybe it would be appropriate to change the name of the pub. I like the name personally, but it seemed a bit weird keeping it the same when it's really not part of the equation anymore. So I'm asking you to contact me and let me know whether you guys think I should change the name of the business. I'll also consider any suggestions that you add.

    All of that aside, to ramp up business a bit in times like this, all of the items on the menu are going to be half off for the next week. Anyone's welcome to stop by.
     
  5. schizothotep

    schizothotep Ozymandias's very own Diamond Donator

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    // The long-unattended page of Little Joe's would suddenly receive a much needed make-over; it would be updated to todays standards, with new layout, design, colors, and images. //

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    "Welcome to the official homepage of Little Joe's pub! Now back in business, ready to serve people, and leave them satisfied like it used to."


    // A few tabs would present on the side of the page itself; how to contact the owner, how to apply for staff, the menu itself, the history of the pub, and most importantly; what is on the menu. //
    [UNDER CONSTRUCTION]
    • 05-13-87; NEW SECTIONS ADDED! We have added a new section to our page to answer your most common questions. We hope to clear some confusion regarding the pub this way.
    • 05-11-87; FULMINATE BREWERIES PARTNERSHIP! We are proud to announce that from this day onwards, all of our drinks will be supplied by Fulminate Breweries. You can expect a whole lot more alcohol, juices, and lots of taffy to buy in our pub.
    • 05-11-87; MENU CHANGE. We have changed our menu to keep with the times and appeal to Haven and the Greater Fringe. We hope that the new entries will satisfy your needs!
    • 05-10-87; GRAND RE-OPENING! After over a year of being closed, Little Joe's is back in business- And it's back with a bang! Starting at 4PM Galactic Standard TIme ((CST)), all drinks and foods will be 50% off! So don't hesitate and stop on by.
    • 05-10-87; LOOKING FOR STAFF! We are looking for the following; cooks, bartenders, janitors, and bouncers. If you are one of the above, or perhaps would like to try your skills in any of those positions, please contact us.
    =Drinks=
    We do not provie alcohol to patrson who are below the legal drinking age.
    -Coffee-
    • Espresso (6px.)
    • Purgatoriano (6px.)
    • Latte Machiatto (8px.)
    • Cappucino (8 px.)
    • White Coffee (7px.)
    -Non-alcoholic- (All drinks are a third of a liter.)
    • Bepis (4px.)
    • Cherry Bepis (4px.)
    • Diet Bepis (4px.)
    • Tea (5px., various flavors)
    • Iced Tea (5px.)
    • Freshly squeezed fruit juice (9px. various flavors)
    • Water (3px.)
    • Sparkling Water (3px.)
    • Mooshi milk (3px.)
    -Specials- (All specials are provided to us by Fulminate Breweries.)
    • Black Hole (12px. per shot) Little Joe's bears no responsibility for possible injuries and/or health damages caused by consumption of Black Hole.
    • Moontant Ooze (55px. per pint)
    • Sunshine Sarsaparilla (55px. per pint)
    -Beers- (per pint)
    • Ale (5px.)
    • Lager (6px.)
    • Wheat Beer (5px.)
    • Shandy (4px.)
    • Stout (5px.)
    -Wine- (per half-liter)
    • Red Wine (60px.)
    • White Wine (60px.)
    • Rose Wine (50px.)
    • Barley Wine (55px.)
    • Fruit Wine (30px.)
    • Mead (35px.)
    • Sake (60px.)
    -Liquor & Spirits- (per glass)
    • Whiskey (7px.)
    • Vodka (5px.)
    • Tequila (6px.)
    • Cognac (7px.)
    • Ouzo (6px.)
    • Gin (5px.)
    • Rum (7px.)
    • Absinth (7px.)
      =Dishes=
    -Breakfast- (Served only in the mornings!)
    • Pancakes (14px..)
    • Waffles (8px. for two waffles, 5px. per additional waffle.)
    • Hash Browns (8px.)
    • Sausages (10px.)
    • Fried Eggs with Bacon (18px.)
    -Main course-
    • Mooshi Beef Steak (55px.) A prime-beef steak that is served with either fries or potato puree, and a small coleslaw salad, and the sauce of your choosing. Can be done from gordon to well-done
    • Shashlik (62px.) A double seven-inch long skever of grilled beef, chicken, and various vegetables, served with a side of fries and a small coleslaw salad, along with a sauce of your choosing
    • BBQ chicken (36px.) Two chicken breasts, two thighs, and two drumsticks grilled in our homemade BBQ sauce
    • Fish and Chips (30px.) Four whiptail fillets fried in beer batter, served with either regular or sweet potato fries, and a curry and ginger sauce.
    • Corravian-style deep-dish pizza (40px, pick your own toppings!)
    • Chicken nuggets (16px.) Twelve chicken nuggets fried in deep oil, served with ketchup
    -Burgers- (All burgers are prepared with a quarter pound of fresh Mooshi beef.)
    • Purgatorian Beef, fried onion, fresh tomato and mustard (17px.)
    • Double quarterpounder with cheese Beef, double cheddar, pickles, onion, mustard and ketchup (20px.)
    • Yggdrassil Vegeburger (red beans, corn, tomato, pepper), salad, tomato, red onion, mustard and ketchup (17px.)
    • Fat Joe Half pound patty with a cheese patty, triple bacon, salad, grilled onion, and home-made chipotle (30px.)
    • Big Kahuna Beef, double cheddar, red onion, grilled pineapple, fresh chilli and curry-mango sauce (23px.)
    • Renderan Stallion Beef, grilled parma ham, mozarella, arugula, basil pesto (24px.)
    • Brothers Chickens Chicken strips, bacon, cheddar, salad, tomato, and home-made chipotle sauce (24px.)
    -Salads-
    • Coleslaw (16px.)
    • Caesar Salad (19px.)
    • Salmon salad (23px.)
    • Shrimp salad (18px.)
    -Sides-
    • Cheese Sticks (5px.)
    • Boneless chicken wings (8px.)
    • Chicken fries (6px.)
    • Fries (4px.)
    • Sweet potato fries (4px.)
    • Potato puree (5px.)
    -Sauces-
    • BBQ sauce (2px.)
    • Cranberry sauce (2px.)
    • Garlic sauce (2px.)
    • Chimichurri (2px.)
    • Sweet-chili sauce (2px.)
    • Curry and ginger sauce (2px.)
    • Fried pepper salsa with chive (2px.)
    Simply go west from the main teleporter in the Capital District of Haven until you arrive at the mall; we are on the opposite end of it. Bez tytułu.png
    Nexus Handle: 'LittleJoesOFFICIAL'
    Hooter: @LittleJoes
    NexMail: littlej@nexmail.net
    If you wish to be a part of Little Joe's staff, please send the following form, fully filled, to any of the means of contact. If you are considered as a potential employee, you will be contacted and invited for an interview.

    Q: Why are your drinks so expensive?!
    A: Many Fringegoers have asked this, so we might as well make a statement. Our food and drinks are expensive because we use premium products ordered from Haven farms, and beverages supplied by many local breweries. Apart from that, unlike some of the more popular bars in the Fringe, we have an economy to account for and wages to pay. We have to keep prices realistic enough to deal with supply costs.
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    Q: Why isn't water free?! Why do I have to buy bottled water?!

    A: Unlike many other establishment in Haven and the greater-free, the only water that we serve and sell is bottled. The reason behind this controversial choice is that majority of Haven citizens and natives are still incredibly tense and paranoid after the biological attacks that happened during the Shifter crisis. We don't want our patrons to be afraid whether or not the water they consume is tainted, nor do we want them to be set on-edge simply because they are unaware of the source that the fluids came from. This also applies to all other drinks we serve- all of them are bottled, canned, or otherwise pre-packaged, assuring them to be sterile and guaranteeing that the people affiliated with Little Joe's have not tempered with their contents. All beers can also be served in their bottled version, as per patrons wishes.
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    Q: Does the pub enforce any rules?
    A: While we try and keep our atmosphere as easygoing as possible, there are a few guidelines that all patrons should follow. We ask for public decency and ability to properly represent oneself in the bar; this means appropriate attire complete with a shirt and footwear. While respecting the personal freedoms of our patrons, we must ask that species capable of shifting their form remain in a recognizably humanoid state, and do so without having an inherently intimidating or terrifying traits, as much as it is possible. We oftenly house younger patrons and people with many health-related issues, who may not take the sight of such individuals too lightly.
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    Q: Are firearms or means of personal protection allowed inside the pub?
    A: Following the laws and ammendments of Haven, all means of personal protection are allowed Little Joe's. This included, but is not limited to pistols, knives, blades, swords, maces, bows, crossbows, and all other weapons which caliber does not surpass that of 5.56mm. While we won't kick you outside of the pub for simply walking in with such a weapon, the staff will be much more tense and nervous. Also, please, no nukes inside the establishment. You know who you are.
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    Q: Can I smoke inside the pub?
    A: Just don't be obnoxious about it and don't huff the smoke into faces of others, and we're gold.
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    Q: Are there any plans to expand Little Joe's, or to make it any bigger?
    A: As it stand, we do not have enough funds to even think about making it any more spacious. The traffic of Little Joe's is not big enough for us to feel the pressure to accomodate more guests, either. Besides; good things come in small packages.
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    Q: Do you do takeouts?
    A: Of course! Simply message one of our handles or call us directly and tell us what would you like order. We will tell you the price, and in case of on-line orders, you will be able to pay for it upfront. You will be given an estimated time for the order to be complete, but you are free to come to the pub before the timer hits zero. The only thing we don't sell through indirect means are all types of alcohol, and alcohol-based beverages.
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    Q: Can I have your playlist? The music slaps!
    A: By all means. [CLICK HERE]

    // As before, there is a proper section to leave comments and reviews in, along with a star slider that expresses your satisfaction with the bar itself.//

    - OOC -
    The menu can be seen on the menu cards in the bar, too. If you have any questions regarding the place, or if you have any plans regarding it, contact me on either forums or Discord. (PanKruk#8591)
     
    Last edited: May 28, 2020
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  6. zecon125

    zecon125 Lizzer Staff Member Moderator Bronze Donator

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    //A review is posted by user VV.779317.232912.Ξ//

    The food was overpriced, the service was poor and the waitstaff responded poorly to basic questions. The night ended with the bar ganging up on me, including a member Haven Guard, to escort me out after the owner of the establishment had threatened to shoot me, brandishing their weapon beneath the counter. Said Guardsman was also very kindly in offering to beat me after I was attempting to explain myself.

    No stars.
     
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