//LIMITED TIME BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY// SAS HIRING TEMP EXTERMINATOR CREW

//Several Job boards post a brief hiring notice from Synapse Automation Solutions//



[SYNAPSE AUTOMATION SOLUTIONS]
[NOW HIRING TEMPORARY EXTERMINATORS/CLEANING CREW]
[400,000 PX FOR 8-10 HOURS OF WORK]
[ADDITIONAL PAY MAY BE OFFERED IF UNFORSEEN COMPLICATIONS ARISE]
[EXPERIENCE IN USE OF DEADLY FORCE STRONGLY ENCOURAGED]

[INQUIRE BELOW FOR ADDITIONAL INFORMATION]
[NDA SIGNAGE REQUIRED TO BE HIRED]
[JOB IS NOT FIRST-COME-FIRST-SERVED]
[ADDITIONAL LEGAL INFORMATION CAN BE PROVIDED AS REQUESTED]
[SYNAPSE AUTOMATION SOLUTIONS DOES NOT GUARANTEE BODILY SAFETY NOR SURVIVAL OF ITS CONTRACTORS. SYNAPSE AUTOMATION SOLUTIONS IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR FINANCIAL COMPENSATION SHOULD A CONTRACTOR BE HARMED OR KILLED WHILE ON DUTY]
[INQUIRE BELOW, SERIOUS OFFERS ONLY]

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Name:

Species:

NexAccount Handle:

Level of harm consent (grievous injury consent required AT MINIMUM):​

 

Name: Grunt

Species: very large human

Nexhandle account: @Grunt

(Just make my death lit)

 

Name: Charles Madrid

Species: Human

NexAccount Handle: @MadridTheMan

Level of harm consent (grievous injury consent required AT MINIMUM): Oh, you know

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Name: Thiago Nascimento

Species: Human

NexAccount Handle: @MMM_Thiago

Level of harm consent (grievous injury consent required AT MINIMUM): Oh, you know

 

Name: E.W.

Species: Human.

NexAccount Handle: @E.W.

Level of harm consent (grievous injury consent required AT MINIMUM): I want booboos.

 

Name: Naru

Species: Rantori (vampyr)

NexAccount Handle: @N. Sera

Level of harm consent (grievous injury consent required AT MINIMUM): my insurance will cover it

(note: completely understandable if you want to skip me over because funny european timezone, i wouldnt wanna compromise the event)

 

Name: Ned

Species: Apex

NexAccount Handle: @Ned109@nexmail.nex

Level of harm consent (grievous injury consent required AT MINIMUM): haha wouldn't it be funny if you killed me

 

Name: Diana Cilvay

Species: Shapeshifter Floran

NexAccount Handle: Dr_Cilvay

Level of harm consent (grievous injury consent required AT MINIMUM): Anything goes.

 

Name: PRINCESS GENOCIDE

Species: DOOMLORD

NexAccount Handle: I BET YOU USE YOUR FINGERS TO PUSH THINGS

Level of harm consent (grievous injury consent required AT MINIMUM): This fella can take anything.