// EPIC ZOMBIE KILLSTREAK MONTAGE (NOT CLICKBAIT!!) //

//A video would be posted onto NexTube by user FUCKZOMBIES9182, titled "EPIC ZOMBIE KILLSTREAK MONTAGE (NOT CLICKBAIT!!)//
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*The video starts with a slightly shaky camcorder being held by whoever is filming this little scene, quickly focusing in with auto-stabilization on about six ragged-dressed people, a mix of what appears to be humans and deadbeats. They'd be posing, flashing the sign of the horns at the camera and holding their tongue out as they yell and laugh, talking about seeing something around the area. Suddenly the man behind the camera aims the footage focus at something in the distance that appears to be some kind of shambling humanoid. One of the six shouts "GOTTEM, FUCK EM UP".

The group starts running over with reckless abandon, with shouts of 'Ave Nex Alea' and "PRAISE THE CUBEWARRIORS". As they get closer, it is made obvious that this shambling figure is a mindless infected husk, bashing at a door where behind it one can hear terrified screams. The first one of the group to reach it takes a large spiked bat from his back, swinging it with a powerful thrust into the husks back, spilling blood onto the ground as the feral beast lets out an unholy shriek, turning around in what would seem to be confusion at first. "THIS IS FOR MAKING ME A FLESHY DEAD FUCK YOU DICK. FUCK." The 'deadbeat' who just said this would swing with an axe, lobbing off the husk's head in a single, gruesome chop.

The creature appears to not be dead yet, even with its head removed, as it starts to shamble towards the group, gurgling as blood spurts up from the stump that used to be their twisted, rotted neck as a sickening sound that resembles bones cracking begins, a bone from the arm starting to slide out. However, it is too late for this creature to save itself, as another 'human' in the group runs up with a jury-rigged polearm made from a machete duct taped to long stick, stabbing through the Husk's chest with a splash of various fluids and blood as the monster lets out a final, guttural screech before dropping to its knees and finally, to the ground with a lurch and a wet thud. As the husk dies, the group cheers and shouts in victory, kicking it and stabbing it before cutting to a distant scene of the husk having a Molotov thrown at it, quickly going up in flames.*

//The video goes to a screen here which reads "THIS WAS THE BEST FOOTAGE WE GOT BUT HERE'S A MONTAGE OF SOME KILLSHOTS ON ZOMBIE SHITS. AVE NEX ALEA AVE NEX ALEA AVE NEX ALEA AVE NEX ALEA//
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*The video then cuts to a scene montage of various husks being attacked, killed, and burnt by the group, some through evisceration, some through bisection, and others still by being burnt or being run over and crushed under the tire of a vehicle given homemade armor salvaged from buildings. It goes on for about two minutes, depicting the deaths of about fifteen to twenty-five husks. The stream of shots is accompanied by this song:

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//At around 1:58 the beat would be timed up with a shot of a 'Deadbeat' swinging a spiked sledgehammer into a Husk from behind, the camera man backing up from the approaching creature. Most of the other more gruesome kills would be synced with hard downbeats in a similar fashion.//

//After this montage, the video comes to an end, displaying this image before cutting to a shot that seems to be of a large pile of husk corpses burning, some panels added that say to subscribe and enable notifications to see more content as it comes out.//

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//An anon user comments.//







FUCK YEAH LEVEL UP MOTHER FUCKERS MAKE ME PROUD 8393829393829183 DEAD ZOMBIES







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//User FUCKZOMBIES9182 replies




WANNA FIGHT FUCKER I'LL ADD YOU TO THE BURN PILE




DON'T SAY SHIT IF YOU AREN'T MAN ENOUGH TO BACK IT UP

 

//User FUCKZOMBIES9182 




TALK SHIT GET HIT




IF I SEE YOU I'LL CUT YOUR ASS OFF AND HAND IT TO YOU 




AND I'LL KNOW IT'S YOU, YOU PACILOSERS ALL HAVE THE SAME STANK OF PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE KEYBOARD JOCKEY BITCH