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  1. ZachChase

    ZachChase Does Anyone Read These? Gold Donator

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    //A website would be found while searching through the keywords; evil, bad, very bad, super evil, business evil, and business casual. Upon opening it there'd only be a black background and a red play button in the center of the screen, pressing the button began a video.//

    A masked figure in a dark room would take over the screen, speaking in a highly distorted voice.

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    "Hello. Assuming you didn't find yourself here by accident you are interested in villainy, evil, and all around badness. I am too. That is why I am here to recruit a league of villains to return EVIL to the main stage of this galaxy. Because unfortunately some people think they can make the world a 'better place'. Well I won't allow it! Every baby born is gonna learn the harsh truth that not everyone's going to 'be kiiind to one another' or 'make friiiieends'. So. What do we need to do to fix this? Firstly. If you yourself are already a villain sign up for Evil Incorporated. A sign up form will be right below this video once it's done playing. More will be explained there. Now- if your not a villain yet, but you want to become a cog in the machine of EVIL INCORPORATED! Then you're in luck."

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    "Follow this chart, OF EVIL, and you too will be fit for the league of villainy at Evil Incorporated. Start off by doing something evil to two people, this will then spiral into them spreading evil to more and more people, meanwhile use the funds you've accumulated to hire goons and task those goons to do more evil and recruit more goons until your goons goons goons goons goons are hiring goons for you and making you tons of money and committing unprecedented amounts of EVIL! Then you can use the money to create more EVIL! If you have any more questions please read below."


    The masked figure disappeared from the screen along with the video as text began to appear.

    Sign up for Evil Incorporated

    Villain Name:
    Nemesis or Nemesis's (if applicable):
    Number of Goons (organized by type):
    Evil Jingle (if applicable):
    Blockcraft Account Name:
    Net-worth (in evil bucks):

    Goon Types:
    Person Goon: A person
    Robo Goon: A person, but metal
    Goon Drone: A smaller robo goon, not as strong
    Super Goon: Very enhanced person or powerful robo goon
    Gigantic Evil Machine of Doom™: self explanatory

    Rules of Evil
    (more to be added as evil incorporated grows larger)
    Breaking any of these rules gets you removed from evil incorporated, stripped of your evil rank and removed from the Blockcraft server.

    1. Killing is bad, we're villains, not murderers.
    2. Torture rules. Do not harm your nemesis in torture. Mutilation, or any other type of physical trauma are not tolerated by evil incorporated. Instead make your nemesis listen to your monologue, or force them to watch bad movies, or burden them with your bad puns, or all of the above. Get creative.
    3. When kidnapping a nemesis's significant other you are required to treat them with the utmost respect. No torture should come their way. Of course be sure to keep them in your clutches, but give them an enjoyable stay at your evil abode.
    4. All Gigantic Evil Machines of Doom™ must have a built in self-destruct button, for safety reasons.
    5. Villains do not go after another villains nemesis, unless they have a good reason. Villains can share a nemesis and have multiple nemesis's, but the villain who had them as a nemesis first always has first pickings.


    Hero Book
    A registry of all known heroes who appose villainy. As more villains sign up for evil incorporated this list will be updated with photos and information of those we despise.


    (All applications to evil incorporated are not able to be viewed publicly.)
     
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  2. Pinkbat5

    Pinkbat5 pocl v3.6.7 Staff Member Moderator Diamond Donator

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    //An application is almost immediately submitted to the website.//
    Villain Name: david "the killer" ward
    Nemesis or Nemesis's (if applicable): 2
    Number of Goons (organized by type): 2 persones 5 robot;s 5 dronese 1 super goon 0.5 death machine's (plannning stages)
    Evil Jingle (if applicable): its dave its dave he;s goning to trap you in the deathtrap laberynth
    Blockcraft Account Name: posi3252
    Net-worth (in evil bucks): heh... youre asking my networth ?/.. thatse funny.... easy question,kid.... five millione
     
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  3. zecon125

    zecon125 Lizzer Staff Member Moderator Bronze Donator

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    Villain Name: Marquis of Mood!
    Nemesis or Nemesis's (if applicable): Yorick
    Number of Goons (organized by type): Many Many Robo Goons
    Evil Jingle (if applicable):
    Blockcraft Account Name: MarquisofMood=D
    Net-worth (in evil bucks): ???? 7.5 mil in Wackydollars.
     
  4. Horriblues

    Horriblues Galactic Commoner

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    //User 'B4RF3R' submits an application.//
    Villain Name: DESDEMONA.
    Nemesis or Nemesis's (if applicable): TOK.
    Number of Goons (organized by type): ME.
    Evil Jingle (if applicable): //The user submits a link to a NexTube video of someone battering a datapad with a baseball bat in the middle of a grassy field. It concludes with them picking up the remains and bending them until they snap in two.//
    Blockcraft Account Name: WHAT.
    Net-worth (in evil bucks): ARE YOU GONNA PAY ME?
     
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  5. Teldrassil

    Teldrassil Galactic Officer

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    //User FlippernAmazing replies//
    Villain Name: Squigg
    Nemesis or Nemesis's (if applicable): That one guy that punted me
    Number of Goons (organized by type): 1 potential robo goon, named Eleeza or something
    Evil Jingle (if applicable): Doo do doo
    Blockcraft Account Name: HatLover98
    Net-worth (in evilbucks): Roughly 100k
     
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  6. D&K

    D&K Nicotine Mogul Bronze Donator

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    //User THROWAWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!29129292 replies//

    Villain Name: Lady Bloodshed
    Nemesis or Nemesis's (if applicable): None yet
    Number of Goons (organized by type): PERSON GOON!
    Evil Jingle (if applicable):doo do dodo doooooo dodododo.... DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO dododo DOOOOOOOO DOdododdooooo DOOOOOO (WEEEEEEEEWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE)
    Blockcraft Account Name: Number2332
    Net-worth (in evil bucks): 30 FOR NOW! >:)
     
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  7. zecon125

    zecon125 Lizzer Staff Member Moderator Bronze Donator

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    Villain Name: Count von Goraznyce
    Nemesis or Nemesis's (if applicable): None dare to face me!
    Number of Goons (organized by type): Quite a fev drone goons.
    Evil Jingle (if applicable): The cry of bats in flight!
    Blockcraft Account Name: BatsRats&Cats
    Net-worth (in evil bucks): Vhat's the conversion rate again?
     
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  8. Teldrassil

    Teldrassil Galactic Officer

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    Villain Name: Earl Grey
    Nemesis or Nemesis's (if applicable): Some android named Cebey
    Number of Goons (organized by type): None. Easier that way. No loose ends or people to mess the job up.
    Evil Jingle (if applicable): What? No? That would disrupt stealth work.
    Blockcraft Account Name: This /is/ a serious organisation, yes?
    Net-worth (in evil bucks): Basically nothing if you mean cash. If you mean evillness, pretty high. It’s a biological thing for me.
     
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  9. D&K

    D&K Nicotine Mogul Bronze Donator

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    Villain Name: araki
    Nemesis or Nemesis's (if applicable): the galaxy
    Number of Goons (organized by type): me
    Evil Jingle (if applicable): radio sounds
    Blockcraft Account Name: arararararara
    Net-worth (in evil bucks): i was actually really pretty horrible so a lot i guess
     
  10. schizothotep

    schizothotep Ozymandias's very own Diamond Donator

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    Villain Name: THE CARETAKER.
    Nemesis or Nemesis's (if applicable):
    TERMITES. SNAKES. FROGS. RATS. MICE. ANTS. WORMS. GRUBS. LINT. DUST. SAND. SAND. SAND.
    Number of Goons (organized by type):
    ONE CARETAKER.
    Evil Jingle (if applicable):

    Blockcraft Account Name:
    the_CARETAKER
    Net-worth (in evil bucks):
    NONE.
     
  11. Skid

    Skid God Incarnate Staff Member Community Monitor Diamond Donator

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    Villain Name: THONK
    Nemesis or Nemesis's (if applicable): BATSRATS&CATS
    Number of Goons (organized by type): MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMMEMEMEMEMEMEMMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMMEMEMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AA A A A A A A hehehehe ho
    Evil Jingle (if applicable): plap plap plap plap
    Blockcraft Account Name: THONK
    Net-worth (in evil bucks): you tyhhikn you csan ask ME? OK
     
  12. Alias

    Alias Galactic Citizen

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    Villain Name: MONEYBAG$
    Nemesis or Nemesis's (if applicable): Non-Capitalists
    Number of Goons (organized by type): Now hiring!
    Evil Jingle (if applicable): ba buh ba da cha!
    Blockcraft Account Name: Mr. Moneybag$$$
    Net-worth (in evil bucks): I hold shares in the Evil Bank
     
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  13. Teldrassil

    Teldrassil Galactic Officer

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    Villain Name: Mr. Evil
    Nemesis or Nemesis's (if applicable): All good-doers
    Number of Goons (organized by type): I have a couple robot servants
    Evil Jingle (if applicable): N/A
    Blockcraft Account Name: MrEvil66six
    Net-worth (in evil bucks): I don't know the conversion rate, but I own an evil manor. Actually my dad does but he's retired.
     
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  14. Dust and Echoes

    Dust and Echoes Galactic Citizen

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    //User Iceicebaby replies://

    Villain Name: Cpt. Ezrah Cold AKA 'Mr. Frigid'
    Nemesis or Nemesis's (if applicable): Suns. (all of them).
    Number of Goons (organized by type): None yet. But If they had some they'd be called 'The Cold Crew'
    Evil Jingle (if applicable): Is...is this required? Im not good with music.
    Blockcraft Account Name: IceIceBaby
    Net-worth (in evil bucks): 4
     
  15. Shawnx17

    Shawnx17 Novakid main through and through Diamond Donator

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    Villain Name: The GabaGHOUL
    Nemesis or Nemesis's (if applicable): 2: Kert from Bepsi customer support and the Brighton Police Department.
    Number of Goons (organized by type): Probably like 3 MAYBE 4.23? Crab (With a gun), Robogoon, coffee table at shin level in a dark room, and a really good lasagna that I only had one plate of so far so there's still some left if you want.
    Evil Jingle (if applicable):
    Blockcraft Account Name: AnnoyingGreenGuy(Armed)
    Net-worth (in evil bucks): 7.99 plus tax
     
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