//A website would be found while searching through the keywords; evil, bad, very bad, super evil, business evil, and business casual. Upon opening it there'd only be a black background and a red play button in the center of the screen, pressing the button began a video.// A masked figure in a dark room would take over the screen, speaking in a highly distorted voice. "Hello. Assuming you didn't find yourself here by accident you are interested in villainy, evil, and all around badness. I am too. That is why I am here to recruit a league of villains to return EVIL to the main stage of this galaxy. Because unfortunately some people think they can make the world a 'better place'. Well I won't allow it! Every baby born is gonna learn the harsh truth that not everyone's going to 'be kiiind to one another' or 'make friiiieends'. So. What do we need to do to fix this? Firstly. If you yourself are already a villain sign up for Evil Incorporated. A sign up form will be right below this video once it's done playing. More will be explained there. Now- if your not a villain yet, but you want to become a cog in the machine of EVIL INCORPORATED! Then you're in luck." "Follow this chart, OF EVIL, and you too will be fit for the league of villainy at Evil Incorporated. Start off by doing something evil to two people, this will then spiral into them spreading evil to more and more people, meanwhile use the funds you've accumulated to hire goons and task those goons to do more evil and recruit more goons until your goons goons goons goons goons are hiring goons for you and making you tons of money and committing unprecedented amounts of EVIL! Then you can use the money to create more EVIL! If you have any more questions please read below." The masked figure disappeared from the screen along with the video as text began to appear. Sign up for Evil Incorporated Villain Name: Nemesis or Nemesis's (if applicable): Number of Goons (organized by type): Evil Jingle (if applicable): Blockcraft Account Name: Net-worth (in evil bucks): Goon Types: Person Goon: A person Robo Goon: A person, but metal Goon Drone: A smaller robo goon, not as strong Super Goon: Very enhanced person or powerful robo goon Gigantic Evil Machine of Doom™: self explanatory Rules of Evil (more to be added as evil incorporated grows larger) Breaking any of these rules gets you removed from evil incorporated, stripped of your evil rank and removed from the Blockcraft server. 1. Killing is bad, we're villains, not murderers. 2. Torture rules. Do not harm your nemesis in torture. Mutilation, or any other type of physical trauma are not tolerated by evil incorporated. Instead make your nemesis listen to your monologue, or force them to watch bad movies, or burden them with your bad puns, or all of the above. Get creative. 3. When kidnapping a nemesis's significant other you are required to treat them with the utmost respect. No torture should come their way. Of course be sure to keep them in your clutches, but give them an enjoyable stay at your evil abode. 4. All Gigantic Evil Machines of Doom™ must have a built in self-destruct button, for safety reasons. 5. Villains do not go after another villains nemesis, unless they have a good reason. Villains can share a nemesis and have multiple nemesis's, but the villain who had them as a nemesis first always has first pickings. Hero Book A registry of all known heroes who appose villainy. As more villains sign up for evil incorporated this list will be updated with photos and information of those we despise. (All applications to evil incorporated are not able to be viewed publicly.)
//An application is almost immediately submitted to the website.// Villain Name: david "the killer" ward Nemesis or Nemesis's (if applicable): 2 Number of Goons (organized by type): 2 persones 5 robot;s 5 dronese 1 super goon 0.5 death machine's (plannning stages) Evil Jingle (if applicable): its dave its dave he;s goning to trap you in the deathtrap laberynth Blockcraft Account Name: posi3252 Net-worth (in evil bucks): heh... youre asking my networth ?/.. thatse funny.... easy question,kid.... five millione
Villain Name: Marquis of Mood! Nemesis or Nemesis's (if applicable): Yorick Number of Goons (organized by type): Many Many Robo Goons Evil Jingle (if applicable): Blockcraft Account Name: MarquisofMood=D Net-worth (in evil bucks): ???? 7.5 mil in Wackydollars.
//User 'B4RF3R' submits an application.// Villain Name: DESDEMONA. Nemesis or Nemesis's (if applicable): TOK. Number of Goons (organized by type): ME. Evil Jingle (if applicable): //The user submits a link to a NexTube video of someone battering a datapad with a baseball bat in the middle of a grassy field. It concludes with them picking up the remains and bending them until they snap in two.// Blockcraft Account Name: WHAT. Net-worth (in evil bucks): ARE YOU GONNA PAY ME?
//User FlippernAmazing replies// Villain Name: Squigg Nemesis or Nemesis's (if applicable): That one guy that punted me Number of Goons (organized by type): 1 potential robo goon, named Eleeza or something Evil Jingle (if applicable): Doo do doo Blockcraft Account Name: HatLover98 Net-worth (in evilbucks): Roughly 100k
//User THROWAWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!29129292 replies// Villain Name: Lady Bloodshed Nemesis or Nemesis's (if applicable): None yet Number of Goons (organized by type): PERSON GOON! Evil Jingle (if applicable):doo do dodo doooooo dodododo.... DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO dododo DOOOOOOOO DOdododdooooo DOOOOOO (WEEEEEEEEWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE) Blockcraft Account Name: Number2332 Net-worth (in evil bucks): 30 FOR NOW! >
Villain Name: Count von Goraznyce Nemesis or Nemesis's (if applicable): None dare to face me! Number of Goons (organized by type): Quite a fev drone goons. Evil Jingle (if applicable): The cry of bats in flight! Blockcraft Account Name: BatsRats&Cats Net-worth (in evil bucks): Vhat's the conversion rate again?
Villain Name: Earl Grey Nemesis or Nemesis's (if applicable): Some android named Cebey Number of Goons (organized by type): None. Easier that way. No loose ends or people to mess the job up. Evil Jingle (if applicable): What? No? That would disrupt stealth work. Blockcraft Account Name: This /is/ a serious organisation, yes? Net-worth (in evil bucks): Basically nothing if you mean cash. If you mean evillness, pretty high. It’s a biological thing for me.
Villain Name: araki Nemesis or Nemesis's (if applicable): the galaxy Number of Goons (organized by type): me Evil Jingle (if applicable): radio sounds Blockcraft Account Name: arararararara Net-worth (in evil bucks): i was actually really pretty horrible so a lot i guess
Villain Name: THE CARETAKER. Nemesis or Nemesis's (if applicable): TERMITES. SNAKES. FROGS. RATS. MICE. ANTS. WORMS. GRUBS. LINT. DUST. SAND. SAND. SAND. Number of Goons (organized by type): ONE CARETAKER. Evil Jingle (if applicable): Blockcraft Account Name: the_CARETAKER Net-worth (in evil bucks): NONE.
Villain Name: THONK Nemesis or Nemesis's (if applicable): BATSRATS&CATS Number of Goons (organized by type): MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMMEMEMEMEMEMEMMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMMEMEMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AA A A A A A A hehehehe ho Evil Jingle (if applicable): plap plap plap plap Blockcraft Account Name: THONK Net-worth (in evil bucks): you tyhhikn you csan ask ME? OK
Villain Name: MONEYBAG$ Nemesis or Nemesis's (if applicable): Non-Capitalists Number of Goons (organized by type): Now hiring! Evil Jingle (if applicable): ba buh ba da cha! Blockcraft Account Name: Mr. Moneybag$$$ Net-worth (in evil bucks): I hold shares in the Evil Bank
Villain Name: Mr. Evil Nemesis or Nemesis's (if applicable): All good-doers Number of Goons (organized by type): I have a couple robot servants Evil Jingle (if applicable): N/A Blockcraft Account Name: MrEvil66six Net-worth (in evil bucks): I don't know the conversion rate, but I own an evil manor. Actually my dad does but he's retired.
//User Iceicebaby replies:// Villain Name: Cpt. Ezrah Cold AKA 'Mr. Frigid' Nemesis or Nemesis's (if applicable): Suns. (all of them). Number of Goons (organized by type): None yet. But If they had some they'd be called 'The Cold Crew' Evil Jingle (if applicable): Is...is this required? Im not good with music. Blockcraft Account Name: IceIceBaby Net-worth (in evil bucks): 4
Villain Name: The GabaGHOUL Nemesis or Nemesis's (if applicable): 2: Kert from Bepsi customer support and the Brighton Police Department. Number of Goons (organized by type): Probably like 3 MAYBE 4.23? Crab (With a gun), Robogoon, coffee table at shin level in a dark room, and a really good lasagna that I only had one plate of so far so there's still some left if you want. Evil Jingle (if applicable): Blockcraft Account Name: AnnoyingGreenGuy(Armed) Net-worth (in evil bucks): 7.99 plus tax