Ingredients: 1 pizza, can be frozen 1 granulated garlic 1 oregano bouillon cubes and Maggi seasoning sauce whipped cream your favorite candy Unpack pizza and cut it into pieces Put granulated garlic at the bottom of the jar Put pizza pieces into the jar Dissolve bouillon cubes and Maggi seasoning sauce in water, add to the jar Add oregano (or pizza spices) and fill the jar with warm water up to the brim Close the jar and leave for 5 days (or more) in a warm place Serve in a bowl, decorate with whipped cream Put your favorite candy on top please don't actually do this
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