Story time sisters so basically I was in class listening to billie eilish and my headphones got unplugged and it played bad guy out loud so anyway it was playing out loud and all the girls were completely vibing to it and they were like slayyyyysisterrrand i was gonna say something back when a boyapproached me and said "uh billie eilish is so cringe why don't you listed to xxtentacion?" and i was SHOOK and completely flipped the F OUT i said "you dumb ignorant MALE billie liter ally saved my life i was cutting myself for my DEPRESSION since daddy didn't get me tickets to coachella and a pentagram formed on the ground and billie rose up from it and she said "put your faith in allah for he is the most merciful " and then she left and i was so inspired that i read the korean promised to slay every infidel in my path until shariah law was implemented world wide" he then was like I won't allow a mujahid to spread the gentle message of mohamabamba and then summoned a djinn in the shape of jahsehs foreskin and he said he was the servant of shaytanwell i wasn't going to let blasphemygo unpunished and chanted oh allah the most kind and beautiful please banish these heathens back to hell and suddenly the heavens opened and we loooked and it was billieshe said "i am allah and i was disguised as billie to give hope to all 14 year old girls"but then i felt an evil force risingit was xxxtentacion he said "spotlight uh moonlight uh beat woman cos they have no rights uh" and then allah and X fought and of course allah won and spread World peace so anyway that's the TEA sisters stay tuned for my fenti beauty giveaway and remember praise allah everyday
