Walking Pants

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  1. D&K

    D&K Nicotine Mogul Bronze Donator

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    Name: Walking Pants
    Description: A pair of starch white pants that walk like a bipedal humanoid was wearing them, it has no soul and god wants it dead at all costs.

    Abilities: Can walk virtually forever, makes a good pet for those who want to spice up their life, cannot feel pain or remorse.

    Conditional Abilities (Optional): Terrifying

    Limitations: Will catch fire in the presence of a cross, no arms.


    Conditional Limitations (Optional):
    Usually shot on sight as a bad omen.

    How does it work: Using a quantum battery in the left ass pocket of the pants, and using a thin map of synthetic muscle fibers in the denim, the walking pants are controlled by the mind of a spiteful deity, cursed forever to roam while their brain rots in a jar somewhere.


    Flavor text: "It roams, it roams, we cannot ascend while it walks, o' father." - Unknown Victim of Walking Pants

    Referenced Technologies (Optional): (Deleted because Khaos hates good things)
    Attainability: Semi - Open
    Tags: {Military}
     
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  2. D&K

    D&K Nicotine Mogul Bronze Donator

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    damn I didnt know you stole anything more than jokes

    ( pancuck deleted it uwu )
     
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  3. Khaos

    Khaos Purple Man Impervium Donator

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    Inappropriately placed referenced technologies, the closed attainability and racial tag has no adequate reason to be there. So on. Sorry buddy chum pal, giving this an initial fail.
     
  4. D&K

    D&K Nicotine Mogul Bronze Donator

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    Sorry Gayos, it got fixed

    Staff Bias is all too common on galactic citizen
     
  5. PrivateNomad

    PrivateNomad There goes my hero, watch him as he goes Staff Member Technician Gold Donator Event Builder

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    Seconding the fail. Sorry.
     
  6. WowGain

    WowGain Bara King Staff Member Administrator Bronze Donator Event Builder

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    denied
     
  7. Markus Aleksandr

    Markus Aleksandr The Liberated Bronze Donator

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    Spiteful Deity needs to be apped first.

    Otherwise, deferred to robotics.