//PNN EXCLUSIVE: BURGLAR BUNGLED BLACK BOSUN BAG, BLANK ON BODY.//

//Posted 28.06.3293//

PNN: Pirate News for Pirate Crews.

BURGLAR BUNGLED BLACK BOSUN BAG, BLANK ON BODY.
An anonymous source has told PNN of an attempted robbery of an estimated 200,000Px from Black Bosun Captain Flint during a deal on Calliope Station last night. The culprit, who was invisible at the time, was shot dead by the teleporter by a nearby spacer who returned the money to Flint. No body was recovered and no details have surfaced on the killer. More details will follow as they come.

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BREATHTAKING NEW AIR SUPPLY
The air supply on Calliope Station has been officially renewed. The general reception has been warm, with many locals enjoying the 12% decreased fart smell and the new apple scent on the observation deck. Studies on the health effects of the scenting agent are ongoing.

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PBGC GETS ROLLING
The first game of this year's Penguin Bowling Galactic Championship was today, with defending champion Petey Web facing off against Rolling Randall. Web secured a handy 517-4 victory to the clamouring of supporters and critics alike.