//Tourism Spam//

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  1. zecon125

    zecon125 Lizzer Staff Member Moderator Bronze Donator

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    //The following post can be found snaking its way through the nexus, being posted to basically any website that allows a user to post text, some people even get it as an email.//

    Is life too complex? Too many people in your big, interconected cities? Have you ever wanted to live in a small community of individuals you can know with a rich and diverse culture? Do you want to enjoy the quenching taste of a smooth seasoningless day in the wonders of space, knowing you make a difference to the peeple around you?

    Well do I/We have the solution for you !

    invest in a touring of the often untraveled Hara System, home to seenic Hara Station, home to many people of different diverse cultures and rich interest groups! Say hello to a member of the commonwealth and probably not get stabbed*! Walk the halls of the famous makers make makers door! Enjoy a police-less society like the Fringe was intennded four!

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    COME TO //H4RA_STATION, WE HAVE;;;

    1. FEATHERED%POULTRY%REPRODUCTIVE%BYPRODUCT
    2. DIARY-FREE DAIRY-FREE LACTOSE-COAGULANT MASS.
    3. THE """ROUGHS!"""!
    . . 3A. THE "DIAMONDS!""!!
    4. STATELESS STATE-BANNED TECHNOTHEOCRACY (COMING SONN!!))
    5. UNLIKELY TO BE FUNGED ALUMINUM TOKIN_S
    7. HEALTH-CHALLENGED AUDIBLE JAMS (NOT FOR CONSUMPTION!)
    8. TOURIST_ITEM_LIST_OBJECT_10
    9. AUTOMATED WIRE-CUTTERS (LOVEABLE!*) (LOVE* THEM OR YOUR MONNY* BACK!!)
    10. COMMUNAREDS & METAL-EATER MEN (HOW IS THIS PROFITABLE!?)
    11. HOT AND FROTHY TENSING GREENEARS NECK-DEEP IN WATER! (GONE SEXUAL?)
    12. THE OPPRESSION OF THE OPPRESSION OF THE WORKING CLASS (what)
    13. AT LEAST 23+ FLAVUORS OF%GUM!
    14. Mo ther
    15. MinD **FULL!** KILLING MACHEENS

    //Connected is a teleporter code to the advertised location.//