Name: The A.S.S., Ass, Muffler, Silencer, Bank Robber’s Dream, The ‘My Family Is Too Loud’ Device Description: The A.S.S. looks like a 6x12x8 cubic inch rectangle of metal with sixteen directional ZPEM emitters covering its surface. A universal power port is located on its bottom. Abilities: The A.S.S. almost completely nullifies sound in a thirty foot sphere from where it is placed. Conditional Abilities: You can use this to finally get a good night’s sleep while your neighbor is blasting shitty EDM at three AM. Increasing the size of the device will increase its range. Plugging in an additional dense-electron battery after the first has run out will extend the duration of the sound nullification by another minute. Limitations: The A.S.S. only has a range of thirty feet in a sphere originating from itself. Or, until it hits a wall. The A.S.S. can only run for a minute at most without being plugged into a larger power source. Conditional Limitations: An EMP will fry the device completely. Anything sound that is louder than one hundred and seventy decibels (dB) won't be masked by the device. How does it work: The A.S.S. (Antisound Stationary Source) device works by pairing eight directional ZPEM emitters that generate anti-noise, allowing it to disrupt all noise within a radius of roughly thirty feet, or until it hits a wall. Due to extreme battery consumption from the numerous emitters, these devices can only be used without a wall outlet for sixty seconds at a time before the internal dense-electron battery is completely drained of power. Flavor text: The A.S.S. was originally developed by a Hylotl engineer who was permanently sleep exhausted because of his noisy, EDM obsessed neighbors. The device was his solution. Sadly, he died in a police drug raid only a week later- where the technology then fell into the hands of the government and quickly spread into military and industrial use. Attainability: Open Tags: [Industrial] Category: Tools.
Pending Hey Cheffy. I've already spoken to you about this a while ago and I'd just like to see some of the edits we discussed made. To recap: Changing how the device functions from using speakers to using ZPEM to generate an anti noise point blank. Lowering the range from 50' to 30' for a device of the default size. Increasing the size of the device will increase it's range, following the inverse square law. Better defining a limit at which it ceases working.
Apologies for taking a bit to get back to this. You'll have to lower the limit, as 200 db isn't even possible.
