haikubot archive thread (concept stolen from Dorfus)

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Exon, Feb 25, 2021.

  1. Exon

    Exon Galactic Enforcer

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    These are all real. You can search any one of these on the Discord if you don't believe me.

    I would've made a
    dolphin fleshlight rather than
    do the deed myself

    - crumchy

    It would be a French
    Canadian who asserts the
    English are people

    - Rosh "Actual Dickhead" Penin

    Activation code:
    Revenge, Biden, Pipebomb,
    Inauguration

    - PrivateNomad

    rockstar nearly made
    me vomit and i havent
    vomited in years

    - Roren

    I've seen it become
    active in the dead heat of
    a tuesday evening

    - StoneBasilisk

    Why must people be
    like this it makes me want to
    drive off of a cliff

    - Mir, the Kentucky Fried Cyborg

    Oh haiku bot I
    want to fuck your tight boy puss
    i beg to smash you

    - dogbone

    Of all the things I
    could have seen, why did this have
    to be one of them

    - Mir, the Kentucky Fried Cyborg

    And finally,

    @Exon why do
    you frequent e6 enough
    to have a blacklist

    - crumchy
     
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  2. crumchy

    crumchy pet food taster Silver Donator

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    this is slander
     
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  3. Dorfus

    Dorfus Sword Fiend

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    reported for theft
     
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  4. SilverGallium

    SilverGallium No-Bark Noonan Impervium Donator

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    None of mine are here :(
     
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  5. Exon

    Exon Galactic Enforcer

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    None of yours were cursed enough-
     
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